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facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

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moriarteawithsugar:

leaving kudos on fics like

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sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

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lysistratas:

either my chem teacher didnt read my about me paragraph or he just really doesnt care

lysistratas:

either my chem teacher didnt read my about me paragraph or he just really doesnt care

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kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

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afro-dominicano:

christinefriar:

Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.

2nd time I reblogged this. this vid can end wars

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fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

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polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

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#FUCKINTYRIONMAN

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