one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa